im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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