How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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