Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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