Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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