Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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