remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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