i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
