It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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