God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
my poor anus
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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