I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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