none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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