why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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