Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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