I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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