He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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