So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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