Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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