Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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