I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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