She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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