i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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