Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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