Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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