Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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