so let's talk penis.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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