hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
