can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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