So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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