so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
