We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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