I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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