Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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