Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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