i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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