Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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