Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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