2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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