it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Mom said you looked used
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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