gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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