he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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