Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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