Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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