I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you win again, gameday.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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