Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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