Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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