in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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