How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think I am morally bankrupt
where am i from again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
