But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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