I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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