doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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