Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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