So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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