Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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